• Officer: C'mon people, clear the scene--
  • Me: this ain't a scene it's a
  • Officer: dont u dare
  • Me: gOD
  • Officer: stop
  • Me: dDAMN
  • Officer: SToP
  • Me: ARMS
  • Officer: rACE

"Eat, Pray, Thug."

My autobiography (via streetetiquette)